Capt’n’s Log – May 12, 2016: My Marketing Secret
I keep being asked. “Hey, Smeagles…. what is your secret to such a huge return rate when marketing?” I have ALWAYS kept my marketing strategies a secret, but people just do not leave me alone.. so FINE… Leave me alone I will tell you. I will give you 10K if my system does not work for you.
Get a note .. yellow letter works best. Get a red marker and write:
My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father,
Prepare to die. (if you do not know where this is from you really do not deserve to exist)
And write your number in the note.
Here is the secret ingredient. Tie it to brick and throw it through their window, and make sure the glass shatters in a billion pieces.
I PROMISE you will get a 100% return rate!!
Now leave me alone. Go get em, Tiger!!